An Orgy of Silence

I have nothing to say just now.

Right.
This is a few hours later and I've finally got something to say.
Last night, out of the blue, I smsed a friend of mine to tell him that I had recently shagged a lovely little blonde girl who had also shagged him.
I told him that she said he was fantastic in bed, and particularly enjoyed some bum loving he had provided.
All of this is completely untrue.
I sent it as an amusement to myself and am pleased to say that even though he had no idea who I was talking about (which makes sense because she's imaginary, like all the women in my sex life) he was really chuffed to have provided a pleasing sensual experience to a nice girl.
He is clearly unsure if I've made the whole thing up, but is prepared to be seen as a sexy beast nonetheless.
I recommend that each person reading this tells someone who deserves to hear it that they met someone who said they were a catherine wheel in the bedroom.
It doesn't need to be true - just tell them and they will feel lovely about things.