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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Moron

I took my hands into my life today getting my lunch.
This is an accurate and to scale diagram of the event.
I was waiting to turn into a carpark and the dumb bitch in front of me thought it would be a great idea to stop in the entranceway to the carpark while she looked for a spot.
Leaving me in the path of the oncoming traffic.


Fortunately I've seen King Kong twice in the cinemas so I knew how to get the aggression out of my system (note the accurate car drawings in both images).

Bushfires are horrible but they are also responsible for some wonderful sunsets...


9 comments:

Oscar Grillo said...

In the same situation, my mate's car was written off.

Elliot said...

Always delightful when it's at the mercy of someone else.
I was less concered about the car than I was concerned about the negative effect of speeding traffic on myself.

J.a.G. said...

Nothing like that to get the adrenaline going and for much cursing to ensue.
Ahhhh, people.

You could change your identity to 'Monkey' now.

Nice cotton candy skies.

RedDiabla said...

So, uh, you're still here. Is the car or the dumb sow still amongst the living?

mr-dunn* said...

did you get the life flash thing going on?-or is that only in sitcoms?-glad to hear you're still with us

Elliot said...

Red - she's among the living if you call brain dead living....

Mr-Dunn - I may have mentioned before that if you lived in this nation, every single person would call you Dunny, which is also old Australian slang for toilet.
The life flash didn't occur.
The warm flash that occured was in my pants when I realised I was trapped on the damned highway with a lot of fast traffic coming towards me with no intention of slowing down....
(phew - what a sentence!).

Matthew Cruickshank said...

Incredible- straight out of a Spielberg movie.

Elliot said...

Matt - It's called King Cowan.

mr-dunn* said...

i am TOO aware of that fact elliot..and now so is everyone that reads this...doh!

 
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