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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Possibly the World's Biggest Wanker


Here in Australia there is a movie review show called (cryptically) The Movie Show.
This show was presented by a pair called David Stratton and Margaret Pomeranz.
And they are great.
They got cranky with the network their show was broadcast on and took it away to another.
Their old show was repopulated by a cast of no hoping dipshits, the biggest one of all is a fellow called Jaimie Leonarder.
I cannot even begin to describe what a stuck up, affected, pointless wanker this fellow is.
He is a caricature of himself, which his flared nostrils, snotty disposition and round shoulders.
I don't really know his background, although there has been a documentary made about him.
I'm assuming it follows his failed attempts at graduating from charm school.
I was hoping to find an image of him to post with the caricature so folks could make a comparison, but the only pictures of him make him look quite personable and that simply wouldn't do. Posted by Picasa

Pink Friends


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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Talking to Strangers


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Ess - Nake


Is there anything more amusing than cute children in peril? Posted by Picasa

Monday, August 29, 2005

Big, naughty snake


This is a big snake getting cranky at a small electric fence.
We have big snakes in Australia. Posted by Picasa

Oh - and one more


I posted this at drawingboard.org.
I don't draw a lot of nudie girls, but I'm pretty pleased with this.
There's perhaps a bit of story to it, more than just sordid pervy pics. Posted by Picasa

And more


And here's one I'd forgotten about. Posted by Picasa

Boobies for Kristen


Over at her sketchblog, the talented and lovely Kristen is always kind enough to draw lots of nice bared breasts.
At her request I have returned the favor. Posted by Picasa

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Tin-Tin and Jude, sitting in a tree


Who better than to play the worlds most famous Belgian, homosexual, boy journalist?
He wouldn't even have to change his haircut! Posted by Picasa

Fucking spam


What the fuck is it with spam posts?
What the fuck is with that?
Do people have nothing better to do with their time?
Fuck off.

Further to that, according to sitemetre, someone in Armadale, a suburb in my home state of Melbourne seems to spend an huge amount of time cruising my blog.
I thank you, complete stranger and hope you are enjoying yourself.

Also, Beth S is best.
If there was such a thing as the Beth song, we should all sing it now. Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

We're off to see the Wizard


As a child I was frightened of the Flying Monkeys and the Oompa Loompas in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

They Might Be Giants


The twin quasars of rock n roll.
John F and John L. Posted by Picasa

Monday, August 22, 2005

Big Keith


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Revised Gareth


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Dawn

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This is a friend of mine


This is a friend of mine.
He's not in The Office.
Well - he's in THIS office but not the hit BBC comedy program.Posted by Picasa

Gareth Keenan


I've finally gotten around to watching the two The Office christmas specials.
I wont spoil it for anyone who is yet to see them, but they are very touching indeed. Posted by Picasa

David Brent


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Tim Canterbury


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Friday, August 19, 2005

Yes - I do take requests


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More Requests


I had to look this one up and only found one piddly picture, so I'm not sure how accurate it is. Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

A splash of colour


A friend suggested I should use more colour.
Here is some more. Posted by Picasa

Monday, August 15, 2005

GROWL!


I'm going home now as I feel like shit. Posted by Picasa

 
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