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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Possibly the World's Biggest Wanker


Here in Australia there is a movie review show called (cryptically) The Movie Show.
This show was presented by a pair called David Stratton and Margaret Pomeranz.
And they are great.
They got cranky with the network their show was broadcast on and took it away to another.
Their old show was repopulated by a cast of no hoping dipshits, the biggest one of all is a fellow called Jaimie Leonarder.
I cannot even begin to describe what a stuck up, affected, pointless wanker this fellow is.
He is a caricature of himself, which his flared nostrils, snotty disposition and round shoulders.
I don't really know his background, although there has been a documentary made about him.
I'm assuming it follows his failed attempts at graduating from charm school.
I was hoping to find an image of him to post with the caricature so folks could make a comparison, but the only pictures of him make him look quite personable and that simply wouldn't do. Posted by Picasa

9 comments:

Little Rock said...

I have no idea who this person is, but I still like this pic. I can feel the wankerness :)

Elliot said...

He IS a wanker.
He deserves to be taken somewhere remote and introduced to the back of a shovel.

Little Rock said...

Ouch.

Nonsensical_Flounderings said...

Great pic and I don't know who he is either.

WANKER!! Ah, haven't used that in a while.

Elliot said...

Wanker should be used by the whole of the English speaking world, except Americans, who can't say it properly.

atoep said...

I love the word wanker, although I'm glad they don't use it here in America because it would somehow loose it's charm. I feel the same about the word cunt. In America it's about the worse word one can utter, but I love how other countries can use it and make it utterly hilarious. "I'm going to buy this cunt a pint."
"This cunt doesn't know how to play football for shit."

Anyhow.

Elliot said...

Atoep - cunt is considered to be the rudest of words here also, women in particular seem to hate it.
It's used often anyway.
In a country where nicknames, abbreviations and word play are common, a more polite version of the word is "hunt", as in "That stupid fucking hunt pranged his fucking car into me".

atoep said...

Yeah. Women. Take away all our fun. Can't live with them, pass the beernuts.

Elliot said...

I'm not sure I'll comment on that...

 
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