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Friday, May 18, 2007

Beware

This Chinaman has been spotted staggering around Ealing Common tonight.
He is very drunk.
Under no circumstances should he be approached as will almost certainly attack, or at the very least swear a lot and insult your mother.
If you see him, notify London Zoo immediately.

14 comments:

Patricia said...

My God, now I am frightened, how am I going to go to sleep tonight?

Stef said...

Did he go home OK? the last time I saw him he was in the delightful company of Crookie and Uncle Phil.

Oscar Grillo said...

I even managed to get Matt very melancholic playing to him a recording of Tony Bennet with Bill Evans.

Elliot said...

Patricia - you are the only one qualified to answer that.

Stef - well unless he's got a twin (god fucking forbid) he's capable of typing, so yes, I think he got home ok.

Oscar - Matt's melancholic enough without forcing him to listen to bloody Tony Bennet.
Leave the poor bastard alone.

Jampix said...

Hi Elliot he looks like you..

It's time you draw something else you big lug

Elliot said...

He's not quite that hideous.

I'm busy working on a new Boxhead and Roundhead cartoon.
It's going to be called The Power Of Flight.

Oscar Grillo said...

The Power of Fight would sound better.

Elliot said...

I'm saving that for Boxhead and Roundhead Meet Oscar Grillo.

Oscar Grillo said...

"Oscar and Grillo Meet Box Roundhead"



TheVerirification worfd is "pupti"

Oscar Grillo said...

My fingers are stammering.

Jason Kotey said...

Reminds me of "One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing" which was on yesterday. Classic.

Elliot said...

Oscar - he's calling you a dinosaur...
Argentinasaurus Rex.

Oscar Grillo said...

You, Australopithecus...Google "Argentinasaurus" and you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Elliot said...

Argentinasaurus was biggest dinosaur ever.
Your nation has a tradition of breeding them big and dopey it would seem.

 
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