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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Design



Ho ho ho.
There is a show here in the UK called Mock the Week.
Give comedians a chance to horse around and have a laugh about current events with silly games and questions.
Sometimes good, sometimes not so good.
Tonight was especially funny.
They gave some info that they had to work out what it related to.
The info was "10,000 to 15,000".
Answers included-
The price of a ticket from London to Kent.
The distance in kilometres that Ryanair lands from it's advertised destination.

The prices of rail travel came up again (The UK has the highest train tickets in Europe).
It was noted that you could fly to Glasgow for 80 pounds, yet fly to Barcelona for only 40 (this isn't always the case but it is sometimes).
The bloked noted that you'd buy a ticket to Barcelona, then buy a ticket for your pal in Glasgow and meet him in Spain instead.

The best part of the show was when they were all doing impression of the Queen, specifically what she didn't say in her Christmas message broadcast.
A Scottish fellow in a squeaky, posh Queen voice said "This year I'm so old that my pussy is haunted".

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love the top one. I would buy a disc based on that design no matter what drivel was on it.

Oscar Grillo said...

I find "Mock the Week" an unbearable copy of "Have I got news for you"

Elliot said...

Maybe so, maybe so, but it was pretty fucking funny last night.

 
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