Crime Spree

Scot Land

Hello everyone!
I've been in Scotland.
But I've not been neglecting my blogging!
I have spent today putting together a whole new blog, complete with photographs, about our trip.
You can find The Haggisbag, right here!

Rainy Day

I've not posted much this week as I've actually been working.
Like a grown up.
With pay and everything!

A Complete Croc

The Fondler

Red Head

More Me

The Mullet in Nature

Cranky Face

Animation

I've not been posting that much recently as I've spent my time working on an animated version of some books I wrote and illustrated.
You may have seen a test a did in Flash last week.
I bailed on it and returned to the sweet, logical bosom of After Effects.
Here are some screen grabs.

Neighbours

I refer to our upstairs neighbours (who I have never met) as Big Elephant and Little Elephant, due to the noises they make crashing about during the day.
Tonight I could hear them shagging while I worked on some animation (which I why I've not posted much recently).
I wrote this poem in honor of the occasion.

I can hear our upstairs neighbours,
Partaking of a shag.
I can hear the windows rattle,
And see the ceiling start to sag.

Two elephants, I joke they are
(I can see the ceiling's sunk).
Such weight and noise and trumpeting.
And no doubt, quite a trunk.

The wailing has abated.
Two exhausted pachyderm.
A dust bath on the Serengeti,
To wash away the sperm.

Blacksmith

I had a migraine for the first time today.
What a horrible experience!
I recommend it to no-one.

Flash

Well you'd hardly call it brilliant, but here's the first successful finished thing I've done in Flash - the most unintuitive program in the world.
Hopefully in the future I'll be able to manage something a little nicer than this.
But here you go.

A really big thanks to Simona for the tutorial, and to Paul for asking her for me.

More Borat

I went and saw the movie tonight.
I thought it was fucking hilarious.
I've not laughed so hard at the cinema in a very long time.

See My Picture Drawing

Paul McKeown

HOORAY!

Again With The Mickey

It seems that when I'm not feeling especially inspired you get self loathing Mickey.

Stain

We have a lovely leak in the ceiling at the moment.
It's left us a with a lovely anatomically correct stain on the ceiling.
See where the semen comes out?!

Russell Brand

Boobs

Again strolling through Youtube I spotted this little clip of an aeroplane flying over my suburb in Melbourne - Moorabbin.
This is shot within minutes of my childhood home - you can probably see the house.

Also - you can watch and listen to comedy legends Rampaging Roy Slaven And HG Nelson commentate the 2000 Sydney Olympics gymnastics.

Gal

Miserable Genie

Trouble

I've had a little trouble drawing anything worthwhile in the last few days.
I did find some stuff that I forgot to post, or never finished and I'll shove that up instead.