Things I'd Never Buy

I'd ever buy this DVD compilation.
It's a collection of highlights from the sport they play where I'm from - Australian Rules Football.
Most folks from the rest of the world seem to think it's rugby, but it isn't.
Rugby players are all squat and built like concrete buddahs.
AFL players are very long.
Despite not being interested in the DVD, I can't deny that it's a remarkably physical game as can been seen in this clip.
Australian's think American football is for girls.
AFL is, I think the only sport in the world where you can cop a knee to the back of the head while standing up (thank you Smook for that).