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Sunday, July 16, 2006

Bits and Pieces


There was a terrific crazy on the bus today.
He was peeling garlic and eating it like it was boiled sweets and kept talking to imaginary people.
The bus was strewn with his garlic peelings.
He appeared to be Asian but had an Irish accent.
A lad walked past him wearing camoflauge pants and the crazy said "You've never been in the fucking army, cunt! The Salvation Army maybe...." and went back to his bag of garlic.

John Goodman in the very silly film The Big Lebowski

Nonsense.

1 comment:

J.a.G. said...

Love the bus crazy. Why do the buses get the strangest people? Around here the bus has more oddballs than the skytrain.

 
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