I had time...

Righto. I had time to dash something off just so I don't seem like a dirty perve for the entire weekend.
One of the reps here once hit and killed a sheep that had wandered onto the highway.
It mangled his car rather badly (although he could still drive it).
When he made the call to the insurance company they told him that he wasn't able to claim anything as they didn't have any proof of what farmer the sheep belonged to (it got a bit technical here so I'm abbreviating).
They told him that he should have cut off its ear to retain the little ID tag.
Cut of its ear!!!!
Like some sort of Hannibal Lector!!!
Does this mean as a precaution, that all Tasmanians should attach some sort of machete to our keychains?
Incredible!