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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

A Brilliant Idea


I went to a client function last night.
A sporting thing.
I dont' care for sport very much.
There were 4 Australian celebrities there.
3 sporting types and a "comedian" called Russel Gilbert, who is a twat in both television programs and real life.
The only one I knew of was Australian marathon runner Steve Monaghetti, who was a great bloke.
Russel and some AFL footy guy spent quite some time discussing how they both shave their balls.
This seemed like quite an intimate conversation for two blokey men.
I was thrilled to be a part of it.
Anyway.
I feel like shit, but not as much as Vanessa, my offsider here, who has been vomiting regularly for about 2 hours now.

6 comments:

Tweedledopey said...

An offsider? Wazzat?

Elliot said...

Colleague, friend, cohort, chum etc.

Nonsensical_Flounderings said...

Dang now I'm all itchy in the nether regions just thinking about it, okay, why am I thinking about that?

Mik

Elliot said...

It was a very surreal moment Mik.

UM said...

Hope you and your offsider have both recovered by now. Why on earth do these guys shave their balls. Sounds like a load of bollocks to me.
Love the devil sketch.
ULI

Elliot said...

We're both doing fine thanks mate.
You're up late tonight.
How very enthusiastic of you.
I can tell you more than I would like about the two nut-shavers, but I think you'd prefer me to keep it to myself.

 
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