I visited the Museum of Natural History again a couple of days ago.
This is a traditional Amazonian arse flute.
This is an Amazonian preparing themselves for the rigors of arse flute playing.
This is a collection of ceremonial toilet seats, sat upon only by arse flute masters.
Neil Ross watched on with menace in his eyes.
Can u play the arse didgeridoo?
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ReplyDeleteIn spite of relative geographic vicinity I would prefer not perform this flute.
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Hah! - I knew what you meant, mate!
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