Monday, September 05, 2005

Poor Form


I have made a dreadful error of judgement.
Between the hours of 8 and 4:30 this morning my good friend A. Harris and I poured a vat of scotch down our throats.
I went to sleep about 5ish and was at work for our weekly sales/production conference at 8:30.
Sometime in the 2 hours of sleep I managed, someone came into my house, and without me knowing, took a shit in my skull.
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6 comments:

  1. Little Rock12:55 AM

    How dare someone come into your house and do that, in your skull, of all places!

    Maybe you should get new locks on your doors?

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  2. Elliot Cowan1:00 AM

    I know.
    Dreadful.

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  3. Little Rock2:24 AM

    Hope you feel better soon

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  4. Elliot Cowan3:09 AM

    Thanks to the soothing action of Nurofen extra strength and the nourishment of charcoal chicken, I'm feeling a great deal better.

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  5. Little Rock3:27 AM

    Mmm.. yum. Or you could always just start drinking again! Ive heard that's great for hangovers.

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  6. Elliot Cowan11:39 PM

    What's so weird Mike????

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