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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Monkey shirt


This is my newest t-shirt design.
It will be printed on yellow. Posted by Hello

27 comments:

Elliot Cowan said...

All monkeys need love NF.

Angel! said...

Hip hip hurrah!! One of my fav t-shirts had a baboon on it but a scared cat I was holding in my arms shredded it (and my skin, grrr) into pieces.

I love your work!

LeeLoreya said...

LOL Sar


"eek eeek eek"

the nurse:"tough love, mate"

LeeLoreya said...

the one with mr brando and val kilmer or who else ? wasn't that atrociously weak?

also, imagine it's one of those pin-up tex avery-ish nurses, you know, overinflated.

uh yeah, doesn't fit, this is a monkey, not a jaw dropper wolf.

LeeLoreya said...

there's a difference between pinup and porn. pin upping (?) is an art form, it's alll about teasing.

fairuza balk...dark and beautiful, like that shane character on the L word

LeeLoreya said...

she's canadian right?

oh that reminds me of this awful song by a singer called bif naked where she lists everyone who is canadian: neil young, linda evangelista, leslie nielsen, mike myers and on and on....

LeeLoreya said...

thing is bif naked is fun (kute) but she things through her nose (a pierced one no?)

..;and she gets on your nerves very very fast
"i'm afraid of britney spears .."
knocking your head against the wall is more pleasant.

LeeLoreya said...

did you see he pics on the Fugly website in the spears section? They're horrifying, it's like she's turned into those grumpy overweight gossiping lethargic suburban smoking middle aged women. Her hair looks like a mop. And she's having late acneic outburts on her face.

True true.
They're in love.
That explains eeeeverything.

LeeLoreya said...

a hypocrit because of the virginity thing?
or because she just wants another accessory. Like paris hilton has dogs, brit spears has babies?

LeeLoreya said...

lol yeah what does mr federline do except smile and be mr spears?


you know what I hate most? That every fucken pop or super star just must have a little sister.
It's hell really, like bad sequels, just when you thing they're gone, it's like, hey wait a sec, heeeere comes the clone!!

LeeLoreya said...

terrible terrible,

thank god for the fugly girls and other mockers to make us feel a little better and hold us back from going to mann's chinese theater or chateau marmont or other hip LA place dressed in black to murder all the little blondie kitties, olsens, hiltons, spears', simpsons. tararatatarataratatarattata (you know, the machine gun sound?)

LeeLoreya said...

yeah more like two groaning embittered old women smoking on the porch, watching the tanned bimbos.

lol.

I think he'll read'em with his morning coffee and sleepy eyes and double check that this is his sandwich bag.

LeeLoreya said...

so the way shallow posh girl cliques are portrayed in movies in rather accurate actually...

LeeLoreya said...

thanks for the details dear...

"I'm so glad we've got half a brain to think otherwise."

hehe I like it when people do some propaganda for my blog heheh.

[Be right back I need to help Sar fix the loo,... shit call the plumber!!!]

nuthin but tha truff!

LeeLoreya said...

oh i almost forgot! sar's loo is possessed! it speaks! call a loo exorcist!

LeeLoreya said...

(pale face in hands)
oh my gawd....she came back alive and unbruised.
prayyyse the lord!

well I've seen the beginning, boring, then the masturbation scene, impressive but...boring. I just love the stories around the film, like the casting of little Linda Blair, she was such a mischievous (euphemism) little girl!

LeeLoreya said...

I remember watching psycho and when you see the mother's skeleton in the rocking chair, my father told me how he remember that people fainted in the cinema when they saw that scene and had to be carries off to the hospital. I think that scared me more than the scene itself.
I love this scandalous movies, bad or good, they're a surprise "event", like easy rider when it came out it was a phenomenon in a matter of weeks.

LeeLoreya said...

I watched full metal jacket when I was eight. My father had to stop the tape.

on another level, I used to go to the movies on saturday nights when I was younger and I used to get totally paralysed and depressed on sundays because I was so touched by the movies the actors. Two major cases are saving private ryan and contact, that robert zemeckis film with jodie foster. I don't know why those were it, but I walked around the house all sad and slow like someone who just ended a love story.

LeeLoreya said...

depends on the book. Sometimes I just feel elated and light and walk around smiling when I finish a book and go and buy others by the same author. But I never reread books, I dunno, it spoils the first experience of discovery. I rewatch films because I speak along with the actors and it's fun.

LeeLoreya said...

oh you're like bridget jones then lol!
colin firth...sexy thing also. In fact, watching love actually is a rather pleasant experience when you're depressed. Liam, Colin, Hugh, Keira, and all the others are oh so pretty. even in winter!

don't get me wrong, it's a rather terrible movie, very stuffing. (?)

Miss Austen is nice (never use that word in literary criticism right), but her style of writing can be rather soporific (do you say that? please?)

LeeLoreya said...

I read her when I feel elegant, you know, out of the shower, clean nails, clean hair and all. It would feel insulting or "desacrating" to read her in daily polluted clothes.
Cuppa tea per'aps?

LeeLoreya said...

i like the violent razorbladish style of some contemporary writers but there is a guilty comfort in the classical workd, tis true.

LeeLoreya said...

yeah...secret recipes, old fashioned ways to kill time or...to fix the loo.

LeeLoreya said...

LOL

and the little kid just sitting there with his mouth open, drooling on the carpet, and the grandma moaning to herself.
"usually time knocks by at this hour, see there he is, out of the window, in front of miss stein's house, coming this way, come and get me you miserable (bip bip bip)"

LeeLoreya said...

i see the AbFab side effects

dahling

LeeLoreya said...

hey
shall we be Kind Holy Souls and leave poor Elliott's blog to rest in peace and move back entirely to mine?
it's like left foot is in this room and right foot in the end of the corridor.

LeeLoreya said...

I mean it's like we're some professional pair specialized in blog harassing.

 
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